its hilarious!!
in the forum i joined, one of the members is a welfare sgt and he just said this:

whats ur bf's name. i got friend in "U" coy. i can request him to take care of your bf.

leopard i also got friend there. come come tell me.

i wont ask them tekan one la. dont worry. Told u all liao im welfare sgt.

Then everynight my friend will go to ur bf's bunk.. cover blanket for him. Pat him to sleep. Sing song to him.

At night hungry my friends will cook noodles for ur bf. Mosquito bite my friend will scratch for ur bf.

Everything also can.

come report name and platoon and section.

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in the end the girl whose bf in Ulysses really went to tell him his bf's name, platoon and section
damn innocent la!!
=x
and damn qiao also.. this girl's bf going to POP on the same day as my bf!!
lolssss